This is a true story. Now, I like a little bit of bodywork as well as the next person and having travelled extensively, I can appreciate the variety and value, as well as health to both mind and body of some deep tissue muscle manipulation. I particularly like being able to access such services the instant I require it, booking an appointment a week in advance is not my thing, instant access to services is!
You see, John is relatively new to Footscray, moved here a few years ago from the bush with his wife and two kids. The resulting massage was perfect and professional, the experienced masseuse helped his aching back and he returned several times over the next few years.
Recently, John, in dire need of attention, headed to his local to find a sign on the locked door. The horror! What was John going to do now? It suddenly dawned on him that a new place had opened just up the road.
Clutching his back, John decided to give it a try, what could go wrong? So John headed up the road. He tried to push open the door but it was locked. He pressed the door bell and within seconds an older woman opened the door smiling and she quickly ushered him into a small room and quickly shut the door. Who replied curtly in another language foreign to John. What could it hurt, thought John.
All John could think of were how many dicks her hands had touched that day and how much this was actually going to cost!! Feeling great after his second massage that day, John headed home and, against his better judgement, told his lovely wife about the experience. Now, especially after a few drinks, she tells everyone she meets about the story and John has never lived it down.
